| Keep On Dancing |
| About 20 years ago, I made an astounding discovery--some truck drivers like to play around!! Well shit!! Why hadn't I noticed this before! Let's see here--some elementary calculation--2 bizillion truck drivers & let's say that one out of 50 (I think it's higher than that, but this will do for illustration) might do something in the right circumstances--that's hundreds of thousands of truckers with their own rolling bedroom who, at the very least, want a blow job & maybe more. This is a situation worth looking into--and I did. Another elementary calcuation--Average 2 or so a week times 52 weeks times 20 years---You see what I mean--+/- 2000 truckers. I really think I'm doing my part to keep America's freight moving. |
| Now all you wannabe trucker cruisers, don't get your hopes up--I'm not going to give away all my trade secrets & tell you how to do it in 5 easy lessons--It's not easy, it's sometimes dangerous, time consuming, etc. & I don't want to feel responsible for you getting beat up or in jail. I compare it to big game hunting--it's dangerous & requires equipment, travel, & knowledge on your part plus good judgement &--above all, don't forget--Lady Luck. Besides all that, I don't want any more competition than is already there. |
| The real purpose of this page is to tell you about V____, a rather fantastic guy I met about 20 years ago at the pickle park who I call my trucker cruising mentor--he taught me a good bit of the tricks of the trade (or trade of the tricks), so to speak, & passed along lots of wisdom, humor, & tales of his unusual life. V____ was a good bit older than I & an extremely good looking man, although we weren't interested in each other that way. You could see that in his youth,he must have been stunning. I believe he is dead now but what a life he had had of serious sexual encounters--Everything from blowing Coast Guard guys on the bus from Vicksburg to Jackson (in the dark on the back seat) to meeting a guy passing through Jackson in a fancy convertible in the 50s who turned out to be Rock Hudson (V____ said he didn't have much) to sucking off 12 truckers one night at the pickle park & lots more. |
| One thing that was so funny about V____--he kept himself in good shape by constantly doing aerobics in the pickle park (at night) while waiting for the next truck to come in. He constantly pestered cruising queens to join in this prancing-dancing-conga line routine until they left in disgust--which is probably what he wanted. No real trucker cruiser wants competition. V____ told me a a very useful technique to get troublesome competition to leave--If you are at your wit's end & just can't stand it anymore, act like you're interested in them, blow 'em, jack 'em off or whatever it takes to get them off & they'll go home & leave the fishing hole to you--strong medicine but it works. |
| I always remember V____ when people ask me, "When is the best time to get truckers?" I once asked V____ what he thought about that & he said, "Well--one time I got this really nice trucker at midnight on Christmas Eve--If you can get one then, when can't you get one?--& its true. |
| To be real & honest with you, for all the fun I've had with truckers, they're just like the rest of us--good, bad, fat, ugly, stinky, clean, stupid, intelligent, friendly, jerks, hunks, hung or not, etc. in about the same proportion. My philosophy is to try to leave everyone who is good enough to invite me into their world happy--if I can pull it off (maybe jerk it off would be a better way of putting it). Usually I can, but there have been a few cases where I just couldn't stand it. And--holy shit--there are the fantastic ones, who will live forever in my memory--who keep me ever hopeful & ever in the game for another whirl. I meant to tell you about a few of them, but I'm afraid the music has run out & I'll have to save it for later. |
